Weekly Twitticism

June 28, 2009

My new favorite piece of graffiti http://is.gd/18U0U #
True Blood just featured Sobotka dancing "like an epileptic on meth." Pure. Comedy. #
prettypretty acoustic set and goofy interview with Neko Case on Oregon Public Radio: http://bit.ly/1Ovrd #
"I would put hot dogs in their eyeholes… and then laugh my head off" #
The short rib pot roast at Westside Tavern is UNBELIEVABLE #
i guess the US soccer team did something amazing? I'm sure soccer fans will explain this to me soon. Or just cry if they're from Spain. #
plz stop asking me to run up to the hospital to check on michael jackson, that's not my job! #
Michael Jackson is breaking the internet apart at the seams! #
Wow, Knicks fans really wanted Stephen Curry. #
Escape from UCLA! Wish me luck #
So Transformers 2 sucky and racist confirmed. That said, the giant robot action's a lot better than the first. #
I know we are in bad economic shape,but the US should get in the giant robot arms race already before we fall too behind http://bit.ly/6CyPh #
wow TAKEN is incredibly paranoid. Don't travel alone, ladies, you'll get sold into white slavery before you even reach the hotel! #
Matt Kemp's atbat music is now MJ's "don't stop til you get enough". Then he struck out. :( #

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Weekly Twitticism

June 21, 2009

Neko Case duets with… Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? Man, Bonnaroo is weird. http://bonnaroo.com/blog/100.aspx #
it's not a laker's championship without a little rioting http://bit.ly/D15i1 #
The novacaines got me numb up to my forehead #
vicodin take me away! #
UCLA alums launch a westside based Banh Mi truck called NOM NOM. There are no words in that sentence I do not love. http://bit.ly/tfgBl #
working extra late due to worker incompetence… there's some sort of term for this right? #
Woulda believe I'm still at work? #
The politics of pickup basketball with Obama http://is.gd/14GE2 #
argh wrong link before. The Gossip's HEAVY CROSS: http://is.gd/14Idu The Beth Ditto/Leslie Hall joke still stands though #
This is the greatest Top Chef theme mission ever! DHARMA CANNED GOODS! #
RAMEN GIRL is actually worse than TIPTOES. Yes, I took that bullet so you didn't have to. #
Getting food caught in my stitches. Driving me insaneeeeee #
Looking at the LA Film Festival… there is a BRANSON and a BRONSON, among other interesting fare (doc about armless dwarf!) #
Saw a guy wearing a DJ Mbenga Lakers jersey… And it wasn't DJ Mbenga. Mind blown. #

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Tin foil torture time

June 15, 2009

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Weekly Twitticism

June 14, 2009

The news about Laura Ling and Euna Lee is beyond horrifying. Still hoping for a release, but the news seems to get worse each day. #
Had dreams about WWIII. Everyone died. Especially you. #
ATTN: I have a spare ticket for the Neko Case show this Friday at the Greek. $40, Section A, Row K. Email/DirectMessage/TXT if interested. #
early morning ZACK ATTACK! http://bit.ly/pwCyn Seriously Mark Paul Gosselaar looks the same, it's freaking me out. #
This is a really bad time for that server to crap out on me #
please do not cook pasta in my shower #
This WGN report is like something out of Arrested Development http://bit.ly/Wl3ev #
Neko Case concert felt like camp! I wanted s'mores but ended up with Wurstkuche (fries w chipotle ketchup were better than the sausage) #
oh great, my satellite DVR just died #
waiting for the dishnetwork guy… supposed to be from 1pm to 5pm. Which probably means 4:45, right? #
New receiver delivered, in plenty of time for the Laker game. CRISIS AVERTED #

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Weekly Twitticism

June 7, 2009

I wassorta blocking the sidewalk and a skater just plowed into the lamppost trying to avoid me. I laughed. #
a hobo swiped the chili fries right off my table #
don’t get me wrong, I look forward to LEFT 4 DEAD: CAJUN STYLE #
Dear Unnamed Co-Worker: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME #
THE LAST GUARDIAN has one of the most beautiful trailers I’ve ever seen: http://bit.ly/TeKmh #
Tweet Yr Vacation Plans, Get Burglarized: http://bit.ly/Uv6wP #
actual conversation i just had: “is it raining outside?” “a drizzle, my nizzle” “fuck you.” #
i’ll be honest, i saw this picture of Tracy Morgan and didn’t know if it was a movie or just what he did on sundays http://bit.ly/B24jQ #
ATTN: there is such a thing as too many Tim-Tams. #
Missed the vigil, but my thoughts are certainly with Euna Lee and my old college classmate Laura Ling as they await trial tonight in NK. #
CA State Budget Mini-Game: http://bit.ly/12GjG8 I just raised the taxes on the super rich! #
today’s pet peeve: people who breathe heavily on conference calls. BACK AWAY FROM THE PHONE. #
The cover art for Brooke Hogan’s upcoming album is side-of-a-van-amazing http://bit.ly/odGYJ #
These tornados love you http://twitpic.com/6nbys #
Eating Tim-Tams and watching NATURE’S MOST AMAZING EVENTS on blu-ray. Believe it or not, I’m NOT stoned. #
Shek Kin aka MR HAN from Enter the Dragon has died. #
The Kobe-Lebron puppet saga takes a morbid turn: http://bit.ly/j8cLB #
Overheard “I told my mom how hard it was to find a job and she just started singing Hard Knock Life to me. The JayZ version” #
breakfast burritos cure hangovers. SCIENTIFIC FACT. #
Crazy man with no hands just threw a jamba juice about 12ft, just missing me. He screams about Jupiter. #

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Weekly Twitticism

May 31, 2009

please stop making terminator movies. Miles Dyson didn’t die for this shit… i can’t believe Bale chewed out a DP for this! #
Watching AUSTRALIA… never realized this was the story of Wolverine and Gateway… #
watching AUSTRALIA the movie, I have learned that Australia loves beef but hates Black people. #
Loved BROTHERS BLOOM. Rinko Kikuchi has now stolen 2 movies and only uttered 3 words total. #
The incredible first seven minutes of BROTHERS BLOOM: http://tinyurl.com/d3r4qq #
Waking up early to go to the dentist is some kind of doublefresh hell. #
50% of this band is barefoot #
Thermals were fuckin’ A, fucking Awesome tonight. Kathy’s jumpnjacks bass playing is my #3 favorite rock n roll move ever #
“The Hallway” by Miranda July: http://vimeo.com/1976212 #
Forgot to eat lunch. how the fuck did that happen #
Ohgod I just inhaled those hot dogs at a Kobayashiesque rate. #
This dude is rollng a few joints on this bus. He must have SERIOUS glaucoma. #
Hunh, they just told me I’ve been working here for 10 years… and then they gave me a pin. #
i am blasting the shit out of this Gaslight Anthem and i’m not even ashamed http://blip.fm/~7ahsu #
There is some disastrous accident downtown. Traffic is at a deadstop #
hobos with powerbooks http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124363359881267523.html #

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Weekly Twitticism

May 24, 2009

and now begins my screening of … TIPTOES. #
… so not only does Gary Oldman play a little person in this movie, but Peter Dinklage is FRENCH! #
did that guy just say “ok i will pay you back… in your g-spot” ? #
actual kate beckinsale dialogue “so you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would have loved to see that!” #
Man, that was just fucking weird. #
I was all ready to start singing “She’s Like the Wind” in tribute to Swayze, but it turns out he’s alive? #
Decemberists intermission. I like the wicked witch the best. #
Wicked witch=shara from my brightest diamond. This intermission might as well be called iPhone break. That’s all anyone is doing. #
killer cover from Shara Worden. Looking for as much My Brightest Diamond as possible this morning… http://blip.fm/~6okv2 #
i know quite a few folks could make use of this http://bit.ly/194Cdo #
Watching the Morning Dragons episode of DEADLIEST WARRIOR. It is retarded, but it IS vikings vs samurai http://tinyurl.com/cw6m67 #
Even Lebron didn’t believe he made that shot. RIDICULOUS. #
Too much food at hodori. Gonna be up laying down at this concert. #
There’s a little person with an eyepatch here. Tempted to ask him about Tiptoes, but he’d probably stab me #
First dodger game of the year. http://twitpic.com/5tfgx #
The peanut guy is throwing nuts AND change across two aisle tonight. #
In extra innings! #

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Weekly Twitticism

May 17, 2009

Just had to tell my roommate that the girl he keeps talking about is a dude. hilarity. #
<3 <3 <3 The Japanese are amazing : http://bit.ly/7E1k #
Let’s be honest, that place was too clean to serve a good bowl of pho. #
Really earning my pay today, thanks to another computer virus outbreak. #
that’s petra haden on that Prius commercial, right? the let your love flow cover? #
Dear Lost: whattheWHAAAAAAAAAT? #
greatest police sketch ever: http://snurl.com/i22wy #
They want to videoconference. The last thing I want to do is see my co workers faces. #
Stuck in my head from the jump this morning: http://blip.fm/~6eor2 #
I’m not Trekkie enough for this T-Shirt: http://bit.ly/CrIX1 #
i know everyone’s revving up for Game 7, but they’re missing Clayton Kershaw’s pitching masterpiece right now #
Awwww, no-hitter got broken up in the 8th #
Why are you bringng kids to obsessed? #
that almost felt like a serious quake #

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Weekly Twitticism

May 10, 2009

from Innu myth “Another myth, about the wolverine and the penis, explains the the present location and size of the male penis.” uh, what #
stripped screw macbook pro fuck yew #
i wanna find the chinese dude that built my macbook pro and punch him in the jeans #
DRUNK KEIFER STRIKES AGAIN http://bit.ly/MpRJz #
The wind is burning hot. So. Fucked. Up. #
fucking Manny #
i think my face is sunburned just from walking around during lunch #
Only a couple of people dressed for trek. Ones wearing sneakers. Disappointment at the arclight #
About to listen to the new Crystal Method, because you know, 1997 was alright, how bad could this be? #
Whenever I say “how bad could it be” … It’s usually pretty fucking awful #
Waiting for an apple “genius” to work some magic. Will remove quotation marks if he succeeds. #
I look forward to the 20,000 times on Monday that someone will link me to SNL’s “Motherlova” http://bit.ly/EWZ68 #
The I <3 Money audience is actually scarier than the cast. #