Don’t Look Back

Date June 11, 2002

Conversation I had on the on the corner while waiting for the light to change:

Crazy Guy: Look!
Me: Hunh? (I turn around to look)
Crazy Guy: Don’t look!
Me: Um, OK.
Crazy Guy: You’ll go blind!
Me: From what? Masturbating?
Crazy Guy: The Sun!
Me: Masturbating at the sun?
Crazy Guy: The eclipse!
Me: Masturbating at of an Eclipse? Like a Mitsubishi? Wait, don’t answer that, I gotta cross the street.

Five minutes later: Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a solar eclipse? I’m always the last to know.

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