Movie Recrap

August 10, 2003

I’d bother to write longer thoughts on the summer movies but they were all so mediocre that it seems like such a waste of time. I don’t even expect much out of summer movies other than some snappy patter and a big explosion every 30 minutes and they still manage to hose it up somehow.

The Good: T3 and Pirates of the Carribbean are both great diversions for a summer day. Both have snappy patter and explosions (and/or zombies) in the right places. T3 gets a B+ and Pirates get an ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

The Bad: Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle almost gave me a seizure.

The Ugly: LXG was so bad I was WISHING FOR A SEIZURE.

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