May 6, 2004
Some of the greatest athletes in the world will still look like complete jackasses when they’re hammered. Got these in the e-mail from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend that’s the dude in that these pictures (I’m assuming his name is “Cheeks”). Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki, when they’re not busy being All-Stars in the NBA, like to get sloppy, dirrrty, drunk. I’m not going to harsh on ‘em though, because who doesn’t like to get a little smashed every now and again?
That said, what the hell is going on here? Are they tweaking each other’s nipples? How did Dirk party foul all over himself? Does Mark Cuban know?