Here Comes The Fuzz

April 21, 2007

I was gonna write something, but instead I will post my late night IM conversation regarding HOT FUZZ. Spoilers included. Playing the role of my laugh track, Mr. Dan Evans.

Han: did you do anything or did you just drive and sleep
Dan: oh me and Corndog went to eat and saw Hot Fuzz
Han: i liked the fuzz, yo
Han: we also had the bombass Q+A to finish
Dan: oh cool
Han: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
Han: Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino did PA work and passed out BadBoys2 DVDs to anyone that asked a question
Han: but Quentin wouldn’t give his up unless it was a good question
Han: so we ended up sitting there forever
Han: so Nick Frost started screaming about how he needed to pee
Han: and Simon Pegg said “This is the nerdiest seige ever staged. It’ll be the only Q+A ever to end in a riot”
Han: they ran out of Bad Boys DVDs and passed out LEthal Weapon instead
Han: also, Jack Black was there but for no real reason, other than he was at the 5:00pm show and thought it was awesome
Han: so he stuck around
Dan: hahahahahah
Han: you like the movie?
Han: btw, they’re really good at running a Q+A. They just cut people off at the knees. “I’m an aspiring actor…” “Oh I’m sorry, I meant that guy next to you. I want his question instead”
Dan: yeah it was the visual equal of eating all the candy you got for halloween
Han: that’s a good description
Han: I started getting sick of candy by the time they ran the carts into the butchers
Han: but then when Tim Dalton got impaled I was like “man, snickers are good”
Han: FACTOID: when he got impaled, Tim Dalton said “wow, I’m *LITERALLY* chewing all the scenery”
Dan: hahahahah
Han: FACTOID: Santa Claus was played by Peter Jackson
Han: FACTOID: His girlfriend in the mask was Cate Blanchett
Dan: I knew that was Blanchett
Han: I was talking about the Peter Jackson thing in the hallway next to the bathroom
Han: and this usher was like “Wait, did you say Peter Jackson? Is he here?” “No he’s in Hot Fuzz” “LIKE SCREENING RIGHT NOW?!?!” “No, he’s in the movie, like a cameo.” “DAMNIIIIIIITTTT! I thought he was here”

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