Weekly Twitticism

April 26, 2009

• It’s so hot I want to throw a trash can through the window of a pizza parlor #
• wait, there’s a movie on Showtime now called Areola 51. #
• Walked about a block to get lunch, burst into flames. #
• i have a crank2-inspired craving for chicken and broccoli #
• I’m not sure I can ever hear the 30 Rock theme song the same way again: http://tinyurl.com/dloykv #
• Looks like Dikembe Mutumbo’s injury will force him to retire. I will wag my finger at everyone for the rest of the day in his honor. #
• i shoulda sent a proxy to my high school reunion like she did. Well, maybe not a stripperproxy. http://bit.ly/xGu7p #
• WHOA. buck fiddy sub in westwood closed. it’s like the end of an era. http://bit.ly/KYh8E #
• I loooooove this Andrew Bird poster by Daniel Danger: http://bit.ly/11Z0dM LET ME BUY THIS, DANIEL DANGER #
• ZOMG NATE SILVER IS ON BASEBALL TONIGHT. He looks terrified #
• Swine Flu? this doesn’t affect bacon, right? Can I still eat bacon? http://bit.ly/47U5S #
• DRAFT. DAY. BABY. #
• Arghhhhhhh #
• i’m not sure if Observe and Report was all that funny, but that shit sure was weird… and dark #
• ♫ working on my night cheeese ♫ #

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