Weekly Twitticism

May 10, 2009

• from Innu myth “Another myth, about the wolverine and the penis, explains the the present location and size of the male penis.” uh, what #
• stripped screw macbook pro fuck yew #
• i wanna find the chinese dude that built my macbook pro and punch him in the jeans #
• DRUNK KEIFER STRIKES AGAIN http://bit.ly/MpRJz #
• The wind is burning hot. So. Fucked. Up. #
• fucking Manny #
• i think my face is sunburned just from walking around during lunch #
• Only a couple of people dressed for trek. Ones wearing sneakers. Disappointment at the arclight #
• About to listen to the new Crystal Method, because you know, 1997 was alright, how bad could this be? #
• Whenever I say “how bad could it be” … It’s usually pretty fucking awful #
• Waiting for an apple “genius” to work some magic. Will remove quotation marks if he succeeds. #
• I look forward to the 20,000 times on Monday that someone will link me to SNL’s “Motherlova” http://bit.ly/EWZ68 #
• The I <3 Money audience is actually scarier than the cast. #

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