Weekly Twitticism

watching DRIVEN TO KILL. Steven Seagal has … an accent. #
Seagal sounds like Brando in GODFATHER… with a russian accent. #
Steven Seagal just stabbed a dude in the eye with a gun. Yeah, you read that right. #
Robert McNamara! time to watch FOG OF WAR again. #
Kind of amazed how much change I have lying around. 844 pennies, 216 nickels, 330 dimes, 23 quarters. #
This getty fire is going to fuck up the 405, isn't it? #
have the Karma Police/Karma Chameleon mashup stuck in my head. Don't ask, it only exists in my head. #
McDonald's menu items from around the world. Now I'm simultaneously hungry and disgusted: http://is.gd/1tNgf #
Whoever booked the TWILIGHT panel and the James Cameron AVATAR panel back-to-back must HATE Hall H. It is gonna be pandemonium in there #
i just woke up with a face full of keyboard #
note to self: don't buy strawberry powerade again. it tastes like watery Quik #

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