Weekly Twitticism

July 26, 2009

• Celebrating national hot dog month! Admittedly this is not as good as national burger month. #
• Carefully reheating BBQ leftovers per instructions by Baby Blues co-owner. He told me he would kill me if I microwaved his food. #
• i had leftovers from my leftovers #
• The Official Comic-Con 2009 iphone app may prove useful to you (and me) http://bit.ly/pwybI #
• Sugar Ray has an album called MUSIC FOR COUGARS. Talk about nailing your demographic… #
• #lameclaimtofame interviewed by the LA Times for being a SleaterKinney fan. Also the spiritual inspiration for comic character FAT COBRA #
• #lameclaimtofame also Keifer Sutherland asked me to "play lightsabers" at the urinal of Ben Franks once. Andy Khouri's favorite story. #
• Is there some sort of new speed trap on Santa Monica blvd? There's *5* cars getting ticketed simultaneously near centinela #
• i wonder if they can see me yawning and stretching on this webcam #
• I'm filing this particular idea away for future use http://bit.ly/ClfQ9 #
• Time to pack for comic-con… ONLY THE FINEST T-SHIRTS WILL MAKE THE CUT. Just kidding (not really) #
• On the way to sdcc. Dan yells whoooo on every lane change. #
• Nick sings the worst cover of bbd's poison ever #
• Holy shit I'm already in San Diego #
• Saw Tommy wiseau. So excited I almost pushed Nick through a wall #
• How the fuck do I cross these train tracks. Fuckfu kcuk #
• Is that a lineup for hall h already? It's 7am! http://twitpic.com/bg0jy #
• Sitting next to a stinky Rorschach at a panel. Get the feeling this won't be the last time. #
• I keep seeing people I think are cosplaying as Hurley or Jemaine (flightoftheconchords). They're not. #
• Carlsbad gas stop. So far so good so far from home. #
• Overheard: "this is a handmade plush. $30!" "so can I put my dick in it?" "whoa." #
• Something insane on the 405 south by lax. All lanes are closed. All of em. #
• Home. Apt looks like it was ransacked by thieves, just the way I left it. #

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