Weekly Twitticism

Locked myself out of the apartment. Briefly considered breaking in. #
Sitting on the stoop. You can mock me on AIM if yr bored. #
Could be worse. At least I have wifi. #
Apparently non-fat muffins work by being so inedible you'll take a bite and toss it in the trash. #
Aziz Ansari's RAAAAAANDY will probably upstage everything else in Funny People: http://www.laughyourdickoff.com/ videos are mustwatch #
UCLA finally cancels the Undie Run. They probably heard I was participating in the next one. http://bit.ly/1sudy9 #
http://twitpic.com/c2yul saffron and cherry rice w lamb Shanx #
Dodgers are KILLING me. ARGHHHHHHH. #
About to cut my own hair for the first time… how bad could it be? #
Maybe eating an entire raw onion wasn't the best idea. #
7 yr old steals car, has a low-speed chase. http://bit.ly/9xm5D Best part is when he jumps out of the car. #
I wonder if I can get this shirt shipped to me before the premier of the GI Joe movie: http://bit.ly/JDPBL #
Remember how I locked myself out of the house the other day? Turns out I had a spare key in my messenger bag all along. DURRRR. #
Weekend starts now! LATER, SUCKERS #
Kyochon breakfast #
Freaky lineup at the wiltern for … Vamps? Guessing there's a lot of twilight crossover #
This is what 199 lumpia shanghai looks like: http://twitpic.com/cflco #
Gah only came in 2nd place in the Tug of War tournament. I have shamed my people. #
This is way too early #

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