Weekly Twitticism

October 4, 2009

• Next cube over is telling "You Might be A Redneck" jokes. Really. In *2009* #
• Wow, I can own those wacky Andrew Bird speakers for my very own home! http://bit.ly/2j3bjf #
• Hmm, i hate Mel Gibson, like Jodie Foster and think Beavers are funny, but I'm not sure where I stand here http://bit.ly/o0Udo #
• After all these years, a cookie at Diddy Riese still tastes like freshman year. #
• Tyra Banks #6 most dangerous food to eat while driving? BBQ RIBS. Is this really a problem that people have? #
• Bon Iver. Skinny Love. Hollywood Cemetery. Sunrise. http://bit.ly/4oqjO2 #
• Cheesesteak. Wiz. Wit. http://twitpic.com/jqz4b #
• Now that I think about it, BIG, 17 AGAIN and 13 GOING ON 30 are in a different genre than FREAKY FRIDAY, VICE VERSA and LIKE FATHER,LIKE SON #
• Dear government, leave my rice noodles alone http://bit.ly/4phFg #
• Up way too early on a Sunday morning. My reward? 8AM EPISODE OF TOOL ACADEMY #
• i think i like Jesse Eisenberg's work more than Michael Cera's… that sorta makes me the guy that prefers Hydrox to Oreos. #
• between dim sum at King Hua and a bunch of takeout from Banh Mi Che Cali I feel like I've eaten a billion little Asian people today #

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