Weekly Twitticism

October 18, 2009

• Whatever muscle it is that's between your shoulder blades, I've managed to strain it. On the plus side, it forces me to have good posture. #
• Lunchtime drenching. It stopped raining RIGHT as I walked in the building. #
• Happy birthday, Coach Wooden. The big 99! "Make every day your masterpiece." #
• This is exactly what I expected a murderer in Portland would look like: http://bit.ly/nfWot
  (insert your own Jamie Rich joke, plz) #
• My eyes are super irritated today. So I'm either constantly winking at people or staring them down with red stoner eyes #
• Whenever I see a combination pizzahut/tacobell, I always expect something like this on the menu: http://bit.ly/SNm92 #
• 1) That balloon just makes me think of Jiffy Pop. 2) Kid's named FALCON? 3) WIFESWAP? 4) Video?!? http://bit.ly/3h8aZe #
• the boy who cried falcon #
• a-Ha has broken up. Antony Johnston weeps, everyone else says "Wait, they were still together?" http://bit.ly/dHfFS #
• During PARANORMAL ACTIVITY girl ran out screaming, fell down the aisle and crashed into a locked exit door #
• INSANE hobofight outside 7-11! One guy has a chair the other dual weilding PVC pipes! I hummed the star trek combat music #

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