Weekly Twitticism

Probably the one thing A-Rod and I have in common: http://bit.ly/1MvojY #
South African dude is confused about Johnny Damon's double steal "why didn't they just throw the ball at him like in dodgeball?" #
REAL TALK! Aziz Ansari and Paul Scheer hosting their TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET show at UCB. You know you wanna. http://bit.ly/15DQYU #
Intrigued by HARRY BROWN, aka Michael Caine cleans up The Streets http://bit.ly/3OwlUy
GET OFFA MY LAWN #
Mac n grilled cheese + BBQ pork for the sweet finish. It is like a brick of Deliciosity http://twitpic.com/o64kf #
I know the original was no great shakes, but the V remake is hilariously awful. #
No seriously, the aliens offered Universal Healthcare and we were like TAKE US OVER PLZ #
Someone left a Chick tract in the bathroom. That's like an act of war! #
Christ, Godzilla is just beasting all over Philly tonight #
The single greatest episode of Cheaters: http://bit.ly/3tvLGQ
maaaaaaaaaaaaybe it was a little staged. #
Coach Mike Leach's cameo on Friday Night Lights was a HOOT http://bit.ly/3M3Ugi
best profile on Cap'n Leach here: http://bit.ly/2YyNG8 #
Just finished 12 hour shift after working til 3am last night. Time to collapse in on myself. #
On stage at UCB. Literally. #
Can't sleep because there was a car accident just outside the building… horn's stuck which means ETERNAL CAR HORN tonight #

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