• Whoa, Del's Saloon is closing today. Where will those people drink at 7AM now? http://bit.ly/4n8SGS #
• New harpmusic from Joanna Newsome. http://bit.ly/cJXPDf they are really sexxing her up for promotional material now #
• My friend Andy Khouri (@killkillkill) has started prepping for the Vancouver Olympics under an assumed name: http://bit.ly/aY2qqv #
• JUGGALERT! Big Money Rustlas, the Insane Clown Posse WESTERN now has a trailer! http://bit.ly/cYwhLA #
• Beer choices tonight were Moose Drool and Velvet Merkin. Thankfully, both tasted better than their namesakes. Also I saw Lorenzo Lamas. #
• Barmaid loves Mel Gibson. Possible anti-Semite. #
• Highlight of Mass Effect 2 so far was my reunion with Wrex. It went like this: http://bit.ly/9ve2nN #

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1) King Of Carrot Flowers Pt. 3 – Score! 20 Years Of Merge Records – The Apples In Stereo
2) Look to the East – Telekinesis! – Telekinesis!
3) Good Golly – Feel Good Together – Drummer
4) Sheena Is A Punk Rocker – War Child Heroes – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
5) Mind Eraser (No Chaser) – Them Crooked Vultures – Them Crooked Vultures
6) I Can’t Stand Up (For Falling Down) – Get Happy!!! – Elvis Costello
7) Little White Horse – American Gong – Quasi
8) I Can’t Swim – The Desert of Shallow Effects – Miles Kurosky
9) She’s Gone – Interpreting The Masters, Vol. 1: Hall and Oates – The Bird And The Bee
10) Goodnight Laura – Transference – Spoon
11) I Met Up With A King – The Big Black And The Blue – First Aid Kit
12) When You Give Your Heart – July Flame – Laura Veirs

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• In case you missed it, Jesse Winchester's heartbreaking performance on SPECTACLE that made Neko Case cry http://bit.ly/4tjC45 #
• About halfway done packing and I've alreAdy got a pretty good carboard fortress going http://twitpic.com/z1kto #
• Jam of the day: THIS FUCKIN' JOB by the Drive-By Truckers http://bit.ly/4RJ0Lc I didn't even go to work today! #
• Officially moved into my own place, no roommates. So begins The Adventures of Han, Solo. I said that so you didn't have to. #
• How many trucks can I eat from in one session? There's like 20 of em here http://twitpic.com/zf5hb #

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• Will somebody throw a Tool Academy/Jersey Shore themed party so I can wear this? http://bit.ly/8v4K6Q #
• When food trends intersect into pure unadulterated grossness: Deep Fried Cupcakes on Stix. http://bit.ly/60HQ28 #
• Letterman on the NBC debacle: http://bit.ly/5Ay0ot #
• WHAT? They are delaying Pirahna 3D?!?!?! http://bit.ly/5iXhdf I already bought my ticket! #
• This app would make me the most annoying motherfucker in the motherfuckin' room http://bit.ly/7yVE9z #
• Weird shit I found cleaning up my closets: moose calendar and Britney spears organizer! http://twitpic.com/yay0b #
• holyshit, first Wallace and now D'Angelo Barksdale is on Friday Night Lights! #
• Han 3:16 what the fuck just happened in Book of Eli #
• Does Paul McCartney have a DHARMA patch on his scarf? #

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• If you want to remember Heath Ledger, watch Knight's Tale or Dark Knight or Brokeback. Parnassus was just a mess. #
• Watching REVOLUTIONARY ROAD, which is pretty much shitty MAD MEN. It's weird seeing Jack and Rose together without the giant boat, honestly #
• The worst product name in the IKEA catalog? Gotta be the FEMMEN VÅG shower curtain. http://bit.ly/5QHvvX #
• Found an old VHS tape of my sophomore dorm. I only look mildly retarded: http://brizzly.com/pic/Z6R #
• Afternoon screening of Avatar was me, a bunch of old people and Tenacious D #
• Bad habit of breaking my big bills and not using my small ones. Result: $35 in singles. Can't make it rain but I could do a small drizzle #
• Dear President Obama, don't you dare pre-empt LOST. http://bit.ly/5dP1x2 #
• Note: I would probably forgive him if he rode out on a polar bear or ended the address by turning into a Smoke Monster. #
• A-Team trailer leaks. I can feel myself getting drunk already. http://bit.ly/4uAdFp #
• I don't know what to make of this trailer for THE AVON BARKSDALE STORY http://bit.ly/5fEYF9 it's like narrated by a mixtape DJ #
• look, I know VH1 specializes in busted looking people, but Heidi Fleiss takes the cake. SHE IS A MONSTER THAT WILL REQUIRE HOLY WEAPONS #
• The Netflix heat maps for LA show how racially divisive a movie like GHOST TOWN can be http://bit.ly/4uH310 #
• EVERYONE. I'M ALIVE. DON'T WORRY. #
• I will pre-emptively apologize for molesting anyone. #

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• Sherlock Holmes: LITERALLY zzzzz. During the big "parlor scene" where everything's explained, i realized I missed about half the murders #
• Headphones unplugged while watching THICK OF IT. Co-workers are wondering why I was cussing someone out in a heavy Scottish accent. #
• If I ran a company, instead of VP and management titles, it would be feudal titles only. I am currently Baron of Information Technologies. #
• hooooly crap this 405 widening project is gonna fuck traffic for a long fucking time http://bit.ly/6NrO73 #
• Adrian Peterson: SECURE THAT SHIT #
• I'm watching REAL WORLD DC against my better judgment… they are having heated arguments about religion at THE BUCA DI BEPPO. THAT'S REAL. #

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