• @samhumphries I hope that book is better than DIRT, the motley crue bio in reply to samhumphries #
• @mtbradner pass time by practicing your racist remarks and cop rage in reply to mtbradner #
• the new AC/DC song sounds like every AD/DC song ever #
• and like, not in a good way. #
• @kellysue BOX OUT! in reply to kellysue #
• http://tinyurl.com/5cuehw taco trucks officially saved. Now can someone help the bacon wrapped hotdog people? their persecution must end! #
• @xtop i have that poster on my bathroom door. Really. in reply to xtop #
• @CharlieChu @xtop Mirandy July has that logo on the back of her velour pants in reply to CharlieChu #
• @dennisculver it’s really the only thing you can say about Redbelt in reply to dennisculver #
• finally. #
• way to undercut history with the WORST SONG CHOICE EVER #
• regardless… YAY HISTORY #

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• hellish wednesday lining up. buckle up! #
• firstaidkit with a stunning cover of fleetfoxes http://tinyurl.com/5qgfjt #
• @thedoublepeace 15 and 17? It’s preposterous. in reply to thedoublepeace #
• facebook D&D would be better if you vanquished ignored friend requests “I STAB AT THEE HATED HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATE” #
• I’m sure @ferociousj will be along soon to cast magic missile. #
• hahaha SDCC cost me an extra $30 in txt messaging fees #
• @beetleginny you win. or lose. or something. in reply to beetleginny #
• still have not done a lick of real work today #
• this dude from Nevada has got to be the most zzzzzzz speaker yet #
• and now Season 3 of Venture Bros. I am steamrolling this bitch #

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• overheard in elevator re: dress code memo “THIS IS SOME WHITE PEOPLE BULLSHIT” #
• @mtbradner I think I liked reading it with the voices in my head more. in reply to mtbradner #
• Watching the DNC.. whoever’s DJing this thing needs to get killed #
• seeing ancient white dudes dance to the disco at the DNC is kind of entertaining tho #
• @miss_stepho did your A/C break AGAIN? in reply to miss_stepho #
• @miss_stepho damn dude, it’s like you work in hell’s kitchen in reply to miss_stepho #
• finished watching Venture Bros Season1 AND Season2. How’s that for commitment, people? #

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• todays fortune: YOU COULD PROSPER IN THE FIELD OF WACKY INVENTIONS. wha? #
• burger. borders. batman. #
• Do any Olympic athletes have flickr accounts? Their photostreams must be rad. #
• get to work early and the A/C’s busted or off or something. Stripped down to skivvies until they fix this shit or I need to leave my cube #
• @samhumphries fuck you my A/C’s still brokebroke in reply to samhumphries #
• A/C’s coming back on. Time to get dressed. #
• ZOMG THEY’RE CHANGING THE DRESS CODE, EVERYONE PANIC #
• @ferociousj he will almost certainly regret this in a week. People have been sitting since the dawn of time for a reason. in reply to ferociousj #
• ANGEL MATOS HAS HAD A BRAIN EXPLOSION http://tinyurl.com/5q3633 #
• @ferociousj WELL I HAVE NOT RICKROLLED YOU FRIEND in reply to ferociousj #
• shit. I forgot Attari is closed on Mondays. I am without sandwich. #
• god help me i love this Tilly and the Wall album #
• @mattfraction family reunion! in reply to mattfraction #
• I seem to have jacked up my ankle at some point today and not realized it. realization hurts kinda bad #

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• todays fortune: YOU COULD PROSPER IN THE FIELD OF WACKY INVENTIONS. wha? #

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• i may have caught some sort of plague #

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• bbq #
• Starting Venture Brothers, Season 1 Episode 1. GET OFF MY BACK PEOPLES #
• i may have caught some sort of plague #

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• looking at Olympics merch… what would I do with 5 jade discs ensconced in gold? #
• snooop no! http://tinyurl.com/5p7vtd #
• This banh mi is really skimpy on fillings. I think Chu stole parts of this sandwich for his. #
• @CharlieChu i am permanently protesting Lee’s Sandwiches, Garden Grove location. #
• @CharlieChu well, except for that other sandwich I have left in the fridge. BUT AFTER THAT! #
• Second Life kidnapping! I blame Jon Sung. http://tinyurl.com/5n9dsx #
• @ferociousj i didn’t say it was the internet’s fault… i said it was yours! #

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• looking at Olympics merch… what would I do with 5 jade discs ensconced in gold? #
• snooop no! http://tinyurl.com/5p7vtd #
• This banh mi is really skimpy on fillings. I think Chu stole parts of this sandwich for his. #
• @CharlieChu i am permanently protesting Lee’s Sandwiches, Garden Grove location. #
• @CharlieChu well, except for that other sandwich I have left in the fridge. BUT AFTER THAT! #
• Second Life kidnapping! I blame Jon Sung. http://tinyurl.com/5n9dsx #
• @ferociousj i didn’t say it was the internet’s fault… i said it was yours! #
• @samhumphries first comics i bought were JRJr X-Men (around the 200s, before Mutant Massacre)… SO GOOD. #
• @samhumphries i’m totally shaving your head when you’re not looking #
• overheard: I’d already be teaching but I have something on my record that prevents me from working in public schools #

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• traffic on santa monica is batshit. I can probably jog home faster #
• @mtbradner chug it #
• @nicklocking i just watched that all the way through. Bobby Brown during his musical prime! his gumby haircut was also near its peak #
• i have to attend a “webinar” at 11. One of the dumbest words invented this century. #
• WEBINAR MAKE HAN HUNGRY #
• @samhumphries TechnoViking is sad he didn’t christen your iphone. wait… technoviking’s never sad. #
• no more meetings this week. whoo! #

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