From the Bizarro side of the web: www.MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com. No, I’m not kidding.

My roommates dad has a lot of similar looking people floating around him as well, maybe I should start www.menwholooklikeFritzSchwarz.com.

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Watch out. New Neil Gaiman novel American Gods coming. There’s even a
journal kept by Gaiman himself.

Good stuff.

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StorTroopers have been around for a long time. I still have the same complaint… I can’t get one to look remotely like me.

That said, I tried anyway.

The one on the left is me in my college days, the one on the right is the new improved corporate Han.

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All wannabe scratch DJs go here. It’s a goofy flash app that lets you scratch and transform (premade) records. Alas, I could not even come close to sounding like DJ Q-Bert.

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This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a good month. What happens when you get on Hunter S. Thompson’s bad side? A hollywood exec got this in her mailbox. It’s a never a good sign when Hunter opens the letter “okay, you lazy bitch.” God bless Hunter S. Thompson. I’m not sure why people try and bother making HST movies anyway. The best part of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” was the voiceover… just because it had huge chunks of genuine HST prose in it. Everything else was fluff.

I’ve got to go out and get some more Thompson. I’m afraid that I’ll start punctuating everything in a strange manner though.

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If there was any doubt as to who the X-Men comic is marketed to, I submit X-Men Uncovered. A webpage dedicated to all the times the X-Men get nekkid in all their 4-color glory.

People wonder why I don’t read X-Men anymore.

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Jeez. This is better than Hamster dancing. If you liked “All Your Base Are Belong To Us,” buy the T-Shirt.

Best meme ever.

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I’m not sure where it started. But for the past few days I’ve been swamped with all these random links. At first, none of it made sense. But little by little the pieces came together.

Now, I finally understand.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

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Whassup in different languages. Annoying and hilarious at the same time. I like the way that all the languages sound terrible when yelled by a drunken lout. They all get reduced to the approximate raw crudeness of Cantonese. Fantastic. I particularly like the Hindi whassup.

Anyone that actually tries to say “whassup” in thirty languages needs to be flogged immediately. So don’t try this at home.

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It seems to be getting hipper to be Asian these days. What with stuff like HK films, anime, Sanrio, there’s beem this great Asian pop culture explosion going on. Pocky, bubble tea, DJ Q-Bert… all Asian. All kinds of great stuff, right? I’m all for Asian pride and all, but this is ridiculous.

More power to ya… I guess.

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