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I'm disappointed that Oscar Nominated animated film "The Secret of Kells" has absolutely nothing to do with R. Kelly. #

Brainmeltdown sort of day. Managed to lose my hat, ID badge, temper and a little dignity in a one hour period #

Buying this shirt would get me an instant visit from Chris Hansen, wouldn't it? http://bit.ly/cgnfWZ #

This is more like CSI: Halftime. I'm waiting for Caruso to show up and take off his sunglasses. #

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Whoa, Del's Saloon is closing today. Where will those people drink at 7AM now? http://bit.ly/4n8SGS #

New harpmusic from Joanna Newsome. http://bit.ly/cJXPDf they are really sexxing her up for promotional material now #

My friend Andy Khouri (@killkillkill) has started prepping for the Vancouver Olympics under an assumed name: http://bit.ly/aY2qqv #

JUGGALERT! Big Money Rustlas, the Insane Clown Posse WESTERN now has a trailer! http://bit.ly/cYwhLA #

Beer choices tonight were Moose Drool and Velvet Merkin. Thankfully, both tasted better than their namesakes. Also I saw Lorenzo Lamas. #

Barmaid loves Mel Gibson. Possible anti-Semite. #

Highlight of Mass Effect 2 so far was my reunion with Wrex. It went like this: http://bit.ly/9ve2nN #

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In case you missed it, Jesse Winchester's heartbreaking performance on SPECTACLE that made Neko Case cry http://bit.ly/4tjC45 #

About halfway done packing and I've alreAdy got a pretty good carboard fortress going http://twitpic.com/z1kto #

Jam of the day: THIS FUCKIN' JOB by the Drive-By Truckers http://bit.ly/4RJ0Lc I didn't even go to work today! #

Officially moved into my own place, no roommates. So begins The Adventures of Han, Solo. I said that so you didn't have to. #

How many trucks can I eat from in one session? There's like 20 of em here http://twitpic.com/zf5hb #

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Will somebody throw a Tool Academy/Jersey Shore themed party so I can wear this? http://bit.ly/8v4K6Q #

When food trends intersect into pure unadulterated grossness: Deep Fried Cupcakes on Stix. http://bit.ly/60HQ28 #

Letterman on the NBC debacle: http://bit.ly/5Ay0ot #

WHAT? They are delaying Pirahna 3D?!?!?! http://bit.ly/5iXhdf I already bought my ticket! #

This app would make me the most annoying motherfucker in the motherfuckin' room http://bit.ly/7yVE9z #

Weird shit I found cleaning up my closets: moose calendar and Britney spears organizer! http://twitpic.com/yay0b #

holyshit, first Wallace and now D'Angelo Barksdale is on Friday Night Lights! #

Han 3:16 what the fuck just happened in Book of Eli #

Does Paul McCartney have a DHARMA patch on his scarf? #

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If you want to remember Heath Ledger, watch Knight's Tale or Dark Knight or Brokeback. Parnassus was just a mess. #

Watching REVOLUTIONARY ROAD, which is pretty much shitty MAD MEN. It's weird seeing Jack and Rose together without the giant boat, honestly #

The worst product name in the IKEA catalog? Gotta be the FEMMEN VÅG shower curtain. http://bit.ly/5QHvvX #

Found an old VHS tape of my sophomore dorm. I only look mildly retarded: http://brizzly.com/pic/Z6R #

Afternoon screening of Avatar was me, a bunch of old people and Tenacious D #

Bad habit of breaking my big bills and not using my small ones. Result: $35 in singles. Can't make it rain but I could do a small drizzle #

Dear President Obama, don't you dare pre-empt LOST. http://bit.ly/5dP1x2 #

Note: I would probably forgive him if he rode out on a polar bear or ended the address by turning into a Smoke Monster. #

A-Team trailer leaks. I can feel myself getting drunk already. http://bit.ly/4uAdFp #

I don't know what to make of this trailer for THE AVON BARKSDALE STORY http://bit.ly/5fEYF9 it's like narrated by a mixtape DJ #

look, I know VH1 specializes in busted looking people, but Heidi Fleiss takes the cake. SHE IS A MONSTER THAT WILL REQUIRE HOLY WEAPONS #

The Netflix heat maps for LA show how racially divisive a movie like GHOST TOWN can be http://bit.ly/4uH310 #

EVERYONE. I'M ALIVE. DON'T WORRY. #

I will pre-emptively apologize for molesting anyone. #

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Sherlock Holmes: LITERALLY zzzzz. During the big "parlor scene" where everything's explained, i realized I missed about half the murders #

Headphones unplugged while watching THICK OF IT. Co-workers are wondering why I was cussing someone out in a heavy Scottish accent. #

If I ran a company, instead of VP and management titles, it would be feudal titles only. I am currently Baron of Information Technologies. #

hooooly crap this 405 widening project is gonna fuck traffic for a long fucking time http://bit.ly/6NrO73 #

Adrian Peterson: SECURE THAT SHIT #

I'm watching REAL WORLD DC against my better judgment… they are having heated arguments about religion at THE BUCA DI BEPPO. THAT'S REAL. #

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http://bit.ly/7MvN3g they put my childhood in a bodybag #

Amazing gingerbread house based on the cave from Where the Wild Things Are http://bit.ly/5A2pqs #

It's official. AVATAR is the highest grossing paraplegic/quadriplegic movie OF ALL TIME. http://bit.ly/8OU6St #

Did you know ANGELS AND DEMONS involves the pope parachuting from the sky riding out the concussion wave of an anti-matter bomb? REALLY. #

JADE is on tv. It is twice as awful as I remember. You know your sex thriller is doomed when it has Chazz Palminteri taking his shirt off. #

Some lady just walked up to us and offered to buy Dan's cross colors jacket. That just happened!!! #

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Neat photos of WWII era LA by Ansel Adams from the LAPL. I just got some coffee from that Ralph's (now a Peet's) http://bit.ly/5dGspT #

They just handed me one of these for no real reason. I can only assume they want me to bring in a terabyte of porn. http://bit.ly/8orkqE #

I've been at work about 3 hours now. That means my sweater's been on inside-out for about 3 hours. Yes, I'm a real grown up and everything. #

X-Box Red ringed again. Microsoft, your quality control is amazing. #

The Morgan Fucking Freeman Chain of Command http://bit.ly/7GqBuR #

I wonder how many "James Cameron almost died" stories there are besides this one: http://bit.ly/7ydno4 #

I just blue myself. http://bit.ly/8Hpnoz #

Spoon is Metacritic's Artist of the Decade: http://bit.ly/5IDDHc Sleater-Kinney has the highest average, 86.3. MUSICAL SCIENCE! #

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This meeting is actually scheduled for 8am to 5pm. If it actually lasts that long I'm going to slit my wrists #

Sorcerer's Apprentice looks like another Nicolas Cage CLASSIC: http://bit.ly/6yH9N4 #

From certain unflattering angles, Anna Kendrick looks like SNLs Seth Meyers. That bothers me greatly. #

Probably not the first person to say this, but UP IN THE AIR plays great as a recession era JERRY MAGUIRE #

One sentence review of INVICTUS: "We thought we were teaching Nelson Mandela, but really, Nelson Mandela was teaching US." #

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The best (or at least the most METAL) food truck name so far… GRILL EM ALL http://bit.ly/5VFn9w #

Viet joint opening in Beverly Hills called… 9021PHO. I wonder how Absolutely Phobulous and Pho Show feel about this. #

Managed to oversleep by an hour. My new alarm clock is completely useless against my hibernation skills. #

My software trainer has a giant moustache and some soul glo going on. It's like learning from AC Green. #

Taiwan has cracked the case of Tiger Woods with sophisticated computer simulations http://bit.ly/4Lzg5G #

THE LEGION OF EXTRAORDINARY DANCERS looks like Heroes with dancing instead of superpowers. Baffling. http://thelxd.com/ #

After this story http://bit.ly/70stoQ
the BRICKGUN.COM site seems slammed. I WANT MY LEGO H&K MP5!!! #

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