• Lady Gaga told her costume designer "make it Giger Xenomorph, but make it fashion" #
• Been asked to switch offices so I can sit with my group instead of my semiprivate cube. My uberprofessional response: "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" #
• Old lady at the next table just polished off about ten hot dogs and a bottle of champagne. #
• i want this Tenenbaums poster but it would probably just go on the pile of unframed posters http://bit.ly/6MPAXR #
• ANGERRRRRRRRR http://bit.ly/5mYXKa #
• From the guy that brought you Abe Lincoln as a cage fighter, here comes THE NICOLAS CAGE ADVENTURE SET http://bit.ly/72ox5O #
• I too am watching THE CARTER. Actual screencap: http://bit.ly/5S64w2 #

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• Definitely need to avoid the section of Westwood invaded by Twilight fans today, even if it means no cookies: http://bit.ly/1THsG3 #
• i dig Sarah Utter's letterpress print tribute to one of my favorite songs from The Jam http://bit.ly/1T01vm #
• Only slept about 4 hours last night, so I'm gonna be complete horde bait during the Zombie Apocalypse #
• ah fuck, I forgot there was a fire drill. Can I pretend-burn-to-death instead? #

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• Sean McNallys amazing d&d resume template http://bit.ly/tydjq #
• Guy wants to redesign the 3 of the uglier NFL helmets, then promptly designs even uglier ones http://bit.ly/4jtqr7 #
• Got some Tshirt loot in the mail from muledesign! http://twitpic.com/p1dhe #
• Just opened my copy of Modern Warfare 2. Its manual sets a new low for gaming. I think it was done in WordPad. #
• Veteran's Day. Going to sleep and not even setting the alarm. Maybe I'll see everyone around 2 or 3pm. #
• … or I could watch SAY ANYTHING #
• It seems like every time I home, it's the episode of TYRA where she dresses in a fat suit. Does she do this every episode?!??! #
• Minor quibbles aside, the AV Club's BEST TV SERIES OF THE DECADE is about as accurate as I've seen: http://bit.ly/3gXMX5 #
• Forget slankets and snuggies, this is the home loungewear of THE FUTURE http://bit.ly/27FOlO
  ) #
• Stormwatch! Sorta. #
• The rehearsal montage for Rob Marshall's NINE is better than their actual trailer. Looks gorgeous. http://bit.ly/crTcv #

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• Probably the one thing A-Rod and I have in common: http://bit.ly/1MvojY #
• South African dude is confused about Johnny Damon's double steal "why didn't they just throw the ball at him like in dodgeball?" #
• REAL TALK! Aziz Ansari and Paul Scheer hosting their TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET show at UCB. You know you wanna. http://bit.ly/15DQYU #
• Intrigued by HARRY BROWN, aka Michael Caine cleans up The Streets http://bit.ly/3OwlUy
  GET OFFA MY LAWN #
• Mac n grilled cheese + BBQ pork for the sweet finish. It is like a brick of Deliciosity http://twitpic.com/o64kf #
• I know the original was no great shakes, but the V remake is hilariously awful. #
• No seriously, the aliens offered Universal Healthcare and we were like TAKE US OVER PLZ #
• Someone left a Chick tract in the bathroom. That's like an act of war! #
• Christ, Godzilla is just beasting all over Philly tonight #
• The single greatest episode of Cheaters: http://bit.ly/3tvLGQ
  maaaaaaaaaaaaybe it was a little staged. #
• Coach Mike Leach's cameo on Friday Night Lights was a HOOT http://bit.ly/3M3Ugi
  best profile on Cap'n Leach here: http://bit.ly/2YyNG8 #
• Just finished 12 hour shift after working til 3am last night. Time to collapse in on myself. #
• On stage at UCB. Literally. #
• Can't sleep because there was a car accident just outside the building… horn's stuck which means ETERNAL CAR HORN tonight #

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• I wouldn't hang it in my house but Methane Studio's HALLOWEEN poster is incredible. Their BEETLEJUICE ain't bad either: http://bit.ly/4AWVpX #
• I feel like this wind is going to pick me up and send me to Oz #
• Apparently for Halloween I have transformed into Sneezy Dwarf. Ah-Choooooooooooooooo (repeat ad nauseam) Maybe I'm just allergic to work? #
• Whoa credit card fraud! #

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• man, CURB brought the fucking ruckus tonight. #
• Killing time before Decemberists by watching dodger game on campus. One of the worst home base umps I have ever seen. #
• Decemberists are blasting Pink Floyd as the warmup music. Run like hell! #
• Acoustics at Royce Hall are so good. Decemberists sound better than i've heard them before. Also, DODGERS ARGHHHHH #
• Do I want a magic mouse? I sorta want a magic mouse. http://bit.ly/1mlrzb #
• Leon, Larry and The Ruckus http://bit.ly/32Da4w #
• i may be coming down with something… this better not be swine flu! #
• The A-Team remake looks like 4 famous guys in A-Team Halloween costumes http://bit.ly/4A438I #

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• Whatever muscle it is that's between your shoulder blades, I've managed to strain it. On the plus side, it forces me to have good posture. #
• Lunchtime drenching. It stopped raining RIGHT as I walked in the building. #
• Happy birthday, Coach Wooden. The big 99! "Make every day your masterpiece." #
• This is exactly what I expected a murderer in Portland would look like: http://bit.ly/nfWot
  (insert your own Jamie Rich joke, plz) #
• My eyes are super irritated today. So I'm either constantly winking at people or staring them down with red stoner eyes #
• Whenever I see a combination pizzahut/tacobell, I always expect something like this on the menu: http://bit.ly/SNm92 #
• 1) That balloon just makes me think of Jiffy Pop. 2) Kid's named FALCON? 3) WIFESWAP? 4) Video?!? http://bit.ly/3h8aZe #
• the boy who cried falcon #
• a-Ha has broken up. Antony Johnston weeps, everyone else says "Wait, they were still together?" http://bit.ly/dHfFS #
• During PARANORMAL ACTIVITY girl ran out screaming, fell down the aisle and crashed into a locked exit door #
• INSANE hobofight outside 7-11! One guy has a chair the other dual weilding PVC pipes! I hummed the star trek combat music #

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• Clubhouse Bowie http://postercabaret.com/buildingwiththebowiesbyscottc.aspx #
• oh man, DOMO-SLURPEE http://bit.ly/1qCN0f #
• no lie; by this criteria, I had the best hair in my entire high school http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/goodhair/ #
• You know who'd be a great fit for the VENOM spin-off movie? The writer/director of PLEASANTVILLE and SEABISCUIT. http://bit.ly/SSXpP er.. #
• Man, what is with all the stabbing at UCLA lately? http://bit.ly/VQUmd and http://bit.ly/14IXZY Time to start packing a stungun #
• Need to pick up STRANGE TALES #2 for Jhonen Vasquez's MODOK 'N' ME story: http://bit.ly/1ojrCA #
• DODGERS WIN! I have a feeling LaRussa is gonna get blackout drunk and pass out in his car again #
• When 7-11 promotions collide! Luuuuuchadomokun http://twitpic.com/l0c3r #
• Dodgers sweep Cards! thanks ESPN experts for all your support: http://i34.tinypic.com/j7akgp.jpg #

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• Next cube over is telling "You Might be A Redneck" jokes. Really. In *2009* #
• Wow, I can own those wacky Andrew Bird speakers for my very own home! http://bit.ly/2j3bjf #
• Hmm, i hate Mel Gibson, like Jodie Foster and think Beavers are funny, but I'm not sure where I stand here http://bit.ly/o0Udo #
• After all these years, a cookie at Diddy Riese still tastes like freshman year. #
• Tyra Banks #6 most dangerous food to eat while driving? BBQ RIBS. Is this really a problem that people have? #
• Bon Iver. Skinny Love. Hollywood Cemetery. Sunrise. http://bit.ly/4oqjO2 #
• Cheesesteak. Wiz. Wit. http://twitpic.com/jqz4b #
• Now that I think about it, BIG, 17 AGAIN and 13 GOING ON 30 are in a different genre than FREAKY FRIDAY, VICE VERSA and LIKE FATHER,LIKE SON #
• Dear government, leave my rice noodles alone http://bit.ly/4phFg #
• Up way too early on a Sunday morning. My reward? 8AM EPISODE OF TOOL ACADEMY #
• i think i like Jesse Eisenberg's work more than Michael Cera's… that sorta makes me the guy that prefers Hydrox to Oreos. #
• between dim sum at King Hua and a bunch of takeout from Banh Mi Che Cali I feel like I've eaten a billion little Asian people today #

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• BAMBAMFUNKHOUSER #
• so so true http://www.morenewmath.com/210/snoring/ also factor in that my sleeping is more important than yours #
• Oh good, someone managed to capture my favorite moment of last week's MAD MEN http://bit.ly/3fQahM #
• i love these kids but i'm not sure i can watch SOME DAYS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, which looks SO FUCKING INDIE http://bit.ly/sR4Bg #
• RT @PoketoTweet: http://poketo.com/shop/spacetime – Poketo's collection is like totally traveling through the 4th and 5th dimensions #
• The comic cutscenes for METAL GEAR PEACE WALKER by Shinkawa and Ashley Wood are superslick http://bit.ly/32qwoR and http://bit.ly/jkwMP #
• I keep seeing ads for Annette Benning's MEDEA and thinking she's doing a Tyler Perry adaptation http://bit.ly/3cldgc #
• watching Ken Leong on COMMUNITY is like … well it's sort of like looking in a mirror. EL TIGRE CHINO, EL COBRA GORDO, it's very similar #
• If anyone wants a Brizzly invite, send me a DM. It's a web client for Twitter that's miles better, with builtin link handling/images/etc #
• Early dinner. Tasted like it looked. Past tense because I demolished it http://twitpic.com/j54gr #
• By Surtur's balls, this apartment is not unlike the flames of Muspelheim #
• this is nuttiest episode of TOOL ACADEMY yet. They're gonna build the next Academy out of papier mache to save on breakage #

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